This Instagram Account Shares The Weirdest Real Estate Pics (24 Pics)
Every real estate agent will tell you that one of the most important things when selling a home are good pictures. However, sometimes there’s simply nothing to work with and you end up with pictures that look like screenshots from a horror movie.
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#1 The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else
#2 Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator
#3 The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin
#4 As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek
#5 “As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From Uneasy Dreams He Found Himself Transformed Into A Black Gym Ball”
#6 When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful
#7 We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something
#8 “Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”
#9 I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It
#10 I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day
#11 Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay
#12 I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished
#13 The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors
#14 Off-Street Parking
#15 How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog
#16 This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever
#17 That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold
#18 You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both
#19 4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading
#20 Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood
#21 The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep
#22 I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?
#23 Bob Would Smile To Himself Whenever He Thought Of The Money He’d Saved By Not Installing Air-Con
#24 The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat
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One day, this guy just kind of figured - “I spend most of my time on the internet anyway, why not turn it into a profession?” - and he did! Now he not only gets to browse the latest cat videos and fresh memes every day but also shares them with people all over the world, making sure they stay up to date with everything that’s trending on the web. Some things that always pique his interest are old technologies, literature and all sorts of odd vintage goodness. So if you find something that’s too bizarre not to share, make sure to hit him up!
