
Quirt”: 35 People’s Submissions For The Worst “Original” Baby Name
When it comes to the name of a child, it’s important to consider how society will react to it. After all, it’s rather unfair to put the unwanted burden of having to carry a name that provokes ridicule and shame on a child.
Admittedly, over the years, modern society has evolved to become more accepting of creative monikers. Naturally, parents want to choose an original name for their progeny. While there’s no foul in being unique, some parents push the limits too far. We’ve chronicled a list of the most unfortunate names chosen by parents on behalf of their child and shared them in the gallery below.
#1 Best Friend Is Having A Baby… I Googled It And Apparently A Few People Have That Name, But Is It Not Literally The Word “Ashtray”???

#2 What The Hell

(Not my OC, I found it on threads and had to post it here lmfao) What is the appeal of these generally distasteful names? Is it some kind of desperate need to be quirky/different? I think the name is pronounced Blakely, but it also looks like the sound a horse would make so I’m clueless.
#3 Rip Chris

#4 I’m Speechless

#5 I Have No Wor’ds

Posted in a Facebook group I’m in. Sending thoughts and prayers to these kids because they’re gonna need it.
#6 My Sister Is Naming Her Kid “Aubrianna”

#7 This Should Be Illegal

#8 Earth Is So Ghetto… The Eighleeynz Cannot Come Soon Enough

#9 Can’t Make This Stuff Up If I Wanted To

#10 This Is Beyond A Tragedeigh, It’s A Murghdyrr

#11 Some Names I Saw At A School Event Tonight

Dezmin, Purdie, Ellzworth, Eethn, Nissee, Gauge, McCoy, and Zaeley. Pics to prove it.
#12 My Sister Is Wack And Naming Her Baby After TV Shows. Help

So my sister is currently expecting and i asked her if she had any names in mind. One thing to know about my sister is that she is a huge movie buff, and is naming her baby after her favorite tv shows and book series (namely Naruto, Game of Thrones, and I am number four)
Please help. I genuinely wish I was joking. This kid will be bullied.
My sister won’t listen to me, since I’m 15 years younger than she is, and thinks I’m just being a judgmental teenager.
#13 Poor Girl. This Was One Of The Names At A Daycare I Visited For Work A Few Years Ago. Not Sure If It’s Pronounced “Mistress” Or “My Stress”

#14 Quirt

#15 Not Sure If It’s A Tragedeigh But It Sure Is Something. Oh The Wonders Of Instagram Reels

#16 My First Tragedeigh?

Found this at the “sponsor a child’s education” board at my local church.
#17 Funniest Thing I’ve Seen All Day

#18 This Is Insane

#19 Newborn Son Named After Twilight Sparkle

#20 Ermmm

#21 I Never Thought That One Of My Friends Would Do This

#22 Spotted On Instagram: North Korea?

#23 My Act Of Heroism Yesterday

#24 Why… Just Why

#25 Celebrities Think They Can Get Away With It

#26 Courtesy Of A Chick I Went To High School With

#27 Look

#28 Wart?!

#29 Woman On Instagram Named Her Daughter Lemon

#30 Why Though?!

#31 Oof

#32 Saw This And Ran Here

#33 Pls Tell Me This Is A Traditional Name

#34 I Introduce To You: Sugar Lover Funk

#35 Waffle?

Shanilou Perera
Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.