Members Of This Online Group Are Mocking Men For Their Ridiculous Description Of Female Bodies, Here Are The Best 20 Of These Descriptions
Reading is one of my favorite pastimes. It allows me to travel and discover places without ever moving. I just love getting lost while imagining the thought of being on the sandy beaches of San Francisco, gazing over the bright orange hue of the sunset as the sky above it turns blue, then darker and darker until it completely fades to black tattered with white glimmering dots.
Descriptive language like that are very entertaining, but we’re not going to talk about those descriptions today. Instead, we’ll be talking about the dark side of descriptive language: female bodies according to male authors. We went to the Reddit community “ MenWritingWomen ” to bring you this absurd collection of how far off male authors would describe their female characters. So prepare your forehead for some facepalm and your lower jaw for some chuckling.
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#1 I Know It Isn’t Sunday But I Have Zero Patience Or Memory
#2 Don’t Your Boobs Roll Like Your Eyes? [ It’s Kind Of A Funny Story- Ned Vizzini]
#3 Reading George R R Martin
#4 Sorry If This Is A Repost
#5 I Know This Is Satire But I Really Wouldn’t Put It Past Some Of The Authors We See On Here
#6 Of Course, We Don’t Get Real Pockets In Our Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!
#7 Ovaries Just Shooting Around All Willy-Nilly, Controlling Our Decisions. Thanks Michael Robotham, Very Cool. From “When You Were Mine”
#8 Sir Please, I’m Just Trying To Do My Job
#9 I’m Looking At You Stephen King, You Big Virgin
#10 Hardly A Coincidence
#11 “I Adorbs High Heels” – Goran Parlov
#12 Mission Completed
#13 Haven’t You Ever Shut Your Vagina In Rage? Ways Of Going Home By Alejandro Zambra
#14 Tumblr Already Knows
#15 Golden Skin Shimmering In The Summer Sun
#16 I… Have No Words
#17 Curious What It Looked Like When She Walked In
#18 After Venturing Back And Forth Through This Subreddit, I’d Say This One Isn’t Exactly Surprising
#19 Sarcasm And Accuracy Ftw
#20 Behold, My Brother’s Twitter
