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45 Times Someone Dropped A Sentence No One Had Ever Heard Before

At this point in time, it feels like everything we say is just a repeat of something someone has already said before. Is there anything new to be said after hundreds of years of the written word?

As it turns out, many folks have had a similar thought about how repetitious mankind is. One community of Netizens by the name of r/BrandNewSentence , however, have scoured the vast Netscapes in the hopes of discovering something new that we haven’t heard before. Scroll below to see how well they did in their endeavour as we’ve shared a few of their most brilliant finds in the gallery below.

#1 Homie In Law

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Turtles (She/her) : YESS

#2 I Already Named My Switchblade Stabitha…

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Monster Munch : Felislity

Robert T : Slashy McSlashface.

Deborah B : Lindslay

Bobby : Cleaveochoptra

#3 Lesbian Penguins Are So Progressive

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Nerenahd Dhaneren : How did they prove it? Did they manage to take care of a plant for a month?

#4 He Started Trying To Look 18 Again By Drinking His Son’s Blood

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Multa Nocte : Wait, what did I just read?

#5 Like A Centaur That Got Chopped In Half

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Firstname Lastname : I feel like if she were to try to lie down on her back, er butt, she could be used as a teeter totter.

#6 Switching To Gender Evil

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Random Archetypes : I’m gender chaotic

#7 What In The French

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#8 If Only They’d Had Some Indication…

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Multa Nocte : Too bad no one warned them ahead of time . . . . 🙄

#9 Gay Ukranian Super Soldiers

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Rob : Sounds like a good plan. I’ve seen us when we get angry.

#10 Pregnant Hands

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Superb Owl : So pretty much all men.

#11 If You Whacked Me With A Ford Explorer

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Luke Branwen : “Ford Explorer” just write Indiana Jones ffs

Auntriarch : Oh dear you have won the internet today Luke

Cjay : I would like to nominate Luke Branwen for president

#12 Sketti Bowl Not Made Of Duck

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Tracy Wallick : Wikipedia says: “Lycopene is the pigment in tomato sauces that turns plastic cookware orange. It is insoluble in plain water, but it can be dissolved in organic solvents and oils. Because of its non-polarity, lycopene in food preparations will stain any sufficiently porous material, including most plastics. To remove this staining, the plastics may be soaked in a solution containing a small amount of chlorine bleach.[15] The bleach oxidizes the lycopene, thus allowing the product to dissolve.”

#13 Why NASA

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Boootifull Unicorn (edited): ah Americans, will use anything other than the metric system

#14 What A Guy

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Nerenahd Dhaneren : Legend.

#15 Umm..no?

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#16 Bisexual Cowboy From A Hypothetical Timeline Where The Wild West Is In France

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Susie Elle (edited): I mean in The Netherlands nobody would really be surprised, so you do you. In my hometown there’s a Jamaican man who only wears cartoon-themed tuxedos, another guy who only wears 80’s inspired gym clothes and a lady that has everything C O V E R E D in little fake flowers, so much so that she now resembles a moving pile of flowers. Bless ’em.

#17 Y’all Out Here Being Able To Smell Ants???

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Gravy the Vampire Penguin : Wait… yall can’t smell ants?

#18 Coffee Cat Detonates Atomic Bomb

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#19 “Now That You Got Legs”

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BrownTabby : I just googled it and supposedly it’s set during a time and place where there was lots and lots of “come pick cotton n*****” going on, but the movie just glosses over that. Not agreeing or disagreeing, just reporting what happened.

#20 Ramirez Has Just Got The Parking Lot Frog

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Boootifull Unicorn : she just needed something for Harry to do so she could write prose

#21 That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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Nerenahd Dhaneren : Makes total sense.

#22 What About Iceberg’s Tears?

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Saddest_Lion : Definitely “ol splashy”

#23 New For All Of Use + Meme

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Nerenahd Dhaneren : The hippo’s name is Chronos by the way.

#24 Tom & Jerry Irl

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Fora Nakit : Did it work?

Nichole Harris : Yes! 🤣 well….tbh IDK if there’s worked but I’ve done something somewhat similar and yup…. Mr rat had a funeral the next day

Nikole : My roommate and I did that in college when we had a mouse in the house. We didn’t put water in the bucket though because we’re not monsters.

Kaedyn Walsh (edited): I hope not. The poor innocent little rat doesn’t deserve to drown just because it’s being a rat.

#25 Is Refusing To Speak After Being Detained

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Saddest_Lion : He knows snitches get stitches

#26 Haven’t Heard Any Of This Uttered Before & I Love This For Her…

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Spittnimage : So that’s why Leonardo DiCaprio dumps women when they turn 25.

#27 We’re Living In The Matrix ?

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BrownTabby : This person is right

#28 On That Genderbent Andrew Tate Mentality

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Lexekon : Andrew summed it up perfectly. The belief we are licensed to be that awful to people who love us is an unnecessary burden to society.

#29 “What R Ur Adjectives???”

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Astrophile : Sleepy and hungry

#30 The Forbidden Art Of Giving Crabs Knowledge

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Mark : They’re too young to remember the great uprising

#31 They Had To Blow Dry The Ultrasound Goo Off Her

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Mark : That’s a hamster-looking mouse

#32 Membership Only Human Trafficking Gentlemen’s Club Headquartered In Budapest

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Boootifull Unicorn : or a deodorant

#33 Burger Looking Like Steve Harvey

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#34 I Must

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Flamingo Croquet : I’d rather have a bad book in my bookshelves than a bomb dropped on my house, so… not a bad development, I guess?

#35 9/11 Is Directly Responsible For 50 Shades Of Grey

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BrownTabby (edited): So Bin Laden committed a further-reaching act of terrorism against America

#36 Wtf

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Multa Nocte : Did HE die or did his testicles? We need more info. Wait, no we don’t.

RiotGirl : Ask and ye shall recieve. She grabbed him by the testicle and began to drag him around. He collapsed and he died.

#37 Pink Acid Trip That Feels Like Being Slapped By Lots Of Confusingly Attractive People

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The Alchemist : The last one genuinely makes me want to see it

#38 Yeehaw High School

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#39 Kansas Is Not Meant For Permanent Habitation

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Saddest_Lion : As a native Kansan, I completely agree

#40 Why Would The Robot Do This

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OphelieTheCat (edited): LA La La (๑ˇ▽ˇ๑)•¨•.¸¸♪ stop criming la La La 🎶🎶

#41 Wait Until You See How Pineapple Grows!

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#42 Too Late For Vito Though

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Boootifull Unicorn : that was… surprisingly wholesome???

#43 Put Your Fingers In The Public Balls

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Panda Cam : Fairly sure your mom knew where yours fingers had been.

#44 Air Dropped Wolves. That Is All

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#45 Whole New Meaning To Fence-Sitting…

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Nacho Man Sandy Ravage : It would no longer gave her an Eiffel and she took of-fence

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Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.