40 Times People Spotted An Absurd Sign That Deserves The Spotlight

Though we see so many signs in public, we don’t always take the time to look at them or read them. However, the folks at the ‘ Absurd signs ’ Facebook group have clearly used their observational skills quite well.

This is quite handy for us because we now get to enjoy the most ridiculous, comical, sarcastic and witty signs from the comfort of our chairs. So scroll to check out this useless and confusing but utterly hilarious collection of signs in the gallery below.

#1

PlatinumThe8-BitCat : My mind went somewhere

#2

Cyber Returns : I can see the planning department laughing their heads off when they came up with this one and yes, all of them are dads

#3

Antonia : made me spill my coffee

#4

#5

Hseed : We need more people like this

#6

#7

Ember : I feel you Roger

#8 When not to use quotation marks

PlatinumThe8-BitCat : It’d be worse if it was great “food”

#9

#10

#11

Multa Nocte : I like this one. :-)

#12

Multa Nocte : I sometimes have the emotional integrity of a three-year-old, but this is funny!

#13

ToastedFroggy : This one is great! 🤣

#14

Mini grizzly : I can relate 😀

#15

BoredPossum : Yeah, some of our own billionaires look pretty alien to me.

#16

Caffeinated Hedgehog : Keep location secret – $15.00

#17

PlatinumThe8-BitCat : A dog wrote this

#18

Multa Nocte : WTF indeed!

#19

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger (edited): 🤣🤣🤣 Plus most humans are not organically fed and consume too much sugar, coffee and alcohol, so they are not a balanced diet for the gators anyway. 😉

#20

#21

Bruce Stark : Shark Valley (don’t know why it’s still called that). You haven’t lived until you’ve bunnyhopped your bike over one of those logs sunning themselves in the middle of the road.

#22

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger : I wonder under what influence that sign was written, does anyone have a clue? 🍄😉

#23

EmiTheEpic : El Arroyo has the best signs!

#24

Mark : A picture speaks a thousand words

#25

ToastedFroggy : Somebody showing their sense of humor. 😁

#26

#27

Shannon Hawks : love the sense of humor

#28

EmiTheEpic : It’s that new month, it’s a mix of February and September and is 58 days long

#29

#30

Uncanny : Thankfully! I’d hate to cark it choking on a banana bone. I just know people would be sniggering at my funeral.

#31

sbj : I keep on living as I can’t afford the cost of dying

#32

#33

Jaya : This is impossible. Not the hearing loss in their eye, but reaching day 12.

#34

PlatinumThe8-BitCat (edited): Shouldn’t you be able to tell just by holding it? Also why are you even eating an apple in a store?

#35 When the manager at Home depot speaks fluent redneck.

CaptainFluffy : Oh dear…

#36

BoredPossum : Love it! If it’s for free, it’s for me, I’ll take three.

#37

KiwiTriviaKween (She/Her) : Why thank you! Cause I unfortunately have that gene.

#38 A pub in Edinburgh, Scotland. Do it quietly, other people are concentrating

Poké Man : “Hole in cubicle 3 for peeping only. Violators will find out the hard way.”

#39

PlatinumThe8-BitCat : Too much work, just throw the whole thing out

#40

Undercover: Good advice!

Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.