40 Threatening Signs That Are Straight To The Point

It’s only when you slip and twist your ankle that you begin to think that maybe you should have read the “wet floor” warning sign before prancing down that hallway. Oh well, you live and you learn, right?

Tired of careless prancers like you, some people are choosing to install warning signs that are more straight-to-the-point than your regular old sign. “Caution Wet Floor”? More like “CAUTION – THE FLOOR IS WET. YOU WILL FALL DOWN. IT WILL HURT”. See, gets the point across a lot more clearly, doesn’t it?

If you were waiting for a sign, this is it – check out the threatening warning signs people came across in the gallery below!

#1 Sign At An Irish Zoo

#2 Sarcasm Meets Capitalism

#3 It’s Only Fair

#4 This Sign At My Uncles House

#5 Slower

#6 Good Advice

#7 I Noticed A New Sign At My Doctors Office

#8 Thanks For The Heads Up

#9 At Pittsburgh Zoo – What?

#10 This Corn Maze Sign

#11 I Mean… It’s Not Wrong

#12 Presenting Exhibit A

#13 Nope

#14 This Sign

#15 I Have Well Meaning Neighbours Who Knock On My Door At All Times (All Times) To Inform Me Of Neighbourhood Discord

#16 Gotta Be Bold To Urinate In Public In Tirana, Albania

#17 This Sign Outside A Cabin My Family Is Staying In

#18 At The Hippo Exhibit

#19 This Sign At My Local Orthodox Church

#20 Alligators Love Kids

#21 Take A Guess

#22 This Is A Real Sign

#23 Public Service Announcement To All Kids

#24 At A Nearby Wolf Sanctuary

#25 Texas, Home Of The World’s Scariest Sign

#26 Just Another Day In Alaska

#27 Crocodile Enclosure At Sydney Aquarium

#28 No Idea What It Means But Can’t Be Good

#29 Trust Me, I Won’t

#30 Wheeeeeeeeeeeee-Uh Oh!

#31 This Is How Our Tigers See You

#32 Seen At My Local Tattoo Studio

#33 My Relaxing Road Trip From Darwin To Melbourne, Australia

#34 No Worries, 3 Layers Of Glass Still Remain To Protect You From The King Of The Jungle

#35 A Good Reminder Not To Drown

#36 Killer Coconuts In Oahu Hi

#38 Ominous AF

#39 Ummm… Okay?

#40 Found This Gem At A Local Bulk Foods Store

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