35 Of The Funniest Ads Found On Craigslist Selling The Oddest Things

Despite its dated design, Craigslist remains a popular platform for selling things online. With hundreds of millions of users, this online marketplace has become a favourite haunt for a particularly bizarre category of sellers. These oddballs post ludicrous items for sale, fully expecting people to pay real money for their trash. We’ve rounded up some of the most laughable listings featured on the dedicated subreddit, Delusional Craigslist, and shared them in the gallery below.

#1 Self Proclaimed Ladies Man/Life Of The Party, Moves To Us. Still Has The Same Hair On His Head As He Did Before. Asking 3k

#2 Sarcophagus Full Of Ramen For $1000

#3 She’s Selling A Walmart Shopping Cart… For 50 Bucks

#4 Dude Thinks He’s Entitled To My Free Lawnmower

#5 One Of The Kookier Things I’ve Stumbled Across On Fb Marketplace

#6 Japanese Mature For Scale

#7 Surprisingly, Nobody Was Interested In This Offer

#8 Very Old One

#9 How I Upset A Low Baller

#10 Absolutely Gobsmacked

#11 How Much?

#12 Buy Me Lunch So I Can Talk About Myself

#13 Recent One I Found

#14 No. Nasty. Remarks. Please

#15 Seller Wants You To Pay Him $5000 To Haul Off His Storm Damage

#16 Autism Table. Handcrafted And Made By Someone Personally Touched By Autism, Whatever That Means

#17 Am I Crazy?

#18 Be Liable For My $3000 Loan In Exchange For $100 Plus Gifts

#19 ASAP! Give Me 500-8000 For A Piano People Pay To Have Hauled Away

#20 The Oh So Coveted “Rare Black Diamond” Vhs’

#21 Looking For Quick Sale!

#22 Wait… What?

#23 Bruh

#24 25 Dollars For A Single Pair Of Socks With Some Beads Attached

#25 Only $50 And You Can Own This Vintage 90’s Plastic As Walmart Bag

#26 Help Emptying My Tank

#27 That Burger Cell Is Sweet And All, But

#28 For Only $1,000 This Handmade Jouch Can Be Yours!

#29 Pay Me $3k For An Opportunity To Dispose My Pool And Fill Up The Hole

#30 “Only Worn A Few Times”

#31 This Man Is Looking For A Servant WTH

#32 Never Thought I’d See Such A Good One In The Wild

#33 This Was Posted In A Local Facebook Group In South Florida

#34 What A Deal!!!

#35 No Thank You

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Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.