35 “Brand New Sentences” That Deserve Some Attention
The world has been around for so long that it feels like almost everything is repetitive. Fashion, Hollywood plot lines and even the stories we share with friends have become rather predictable and routine. So in a world where everything feels recycled, the introduction of something utterly brand-new feels like a rare delicacy for our somewhat jaded brains.
The “Brand New Sentences” Reddit community has become a popular source of fresh entertainment since its creation in 2018. This page has been sharing all the funniest and most unexpectedly ridiculous sentences that people have written online. If you feel like you’re in the mood for some words that have never been quite put together this way before, scroll to read the most bemusing things people have come up with, shared in the gallery below.
#1 If Pregnancy Is God’s Will, So Is Limp D*ck
AndyTaylor : Limp Dickzquit
#2 DIY Deportation
AndyTaylor : He cheated, she yeeted.
#3 So You Don’t Lose Any ”Tired”
#4 “Would Apocalypse With”
AndyTaylor : Originally from the Catskills.
#5 David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
#6 Wear Her Go To Work A*s
#7 “…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
KDav : You can’t get mad if it’s true.
#8 The Wise Animals
#9 Back In My Day
#10 Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
#11 Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
Joe Reaves : If you can take an officer’s gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.
#12 Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
#13 5% Bread Flavored Soda
Depressy spaghetti : I will be calling beer “bread flavored soda” from now on.
#14 Can’t Wait To Use It!
#15 Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
#16 Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
#17 Well That Was A Great Idea
KamaboCo. : And we’ve got another four years of this to look forward to
#18 Public Armpits
The Doom Song : Not a fan of public armpits either lil buddy
#19 Imagine…
FreeTheUnicorn : Franklin would laugh because he’d expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.
#20 I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
#21 This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
#22 Honey Taster Bear
#23 I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
Penguin Panda Pop : The answer is uranium
#24 That’s Modern Milk For Ya
KamaboCo. : I’d increase their tip by 10%
#25 A Potato On Drugs
#26 Jesus Of New Jersey
Auntriarch : Never mind Americans, it’s been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there’s a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven’t seen.
#27 Excellent Use Of Free Will
#28 Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
AndyTaylor : No kink shaming.
#29 Diagnosed Me With Ugly
#30 Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
Andrew Keir : Soup of the Day is the result of yesterday’s ‘Leftovers of the day’
#31 Thank Goodness It’s An Alpaca
#32 Incelf On The Shelf
#33 Great Googily Moogily
Jennifer Clayton : That’ll do, pig.
#34 Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
AndyTaylor : All aboard the Fe-Line.
#35 Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
Shanilou Perera
Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.
