30 Times A Brand New Sentence Was Born, Shared In This Online Group

We read hundreds of things on the internet every day, and usually forget them in a few minutes. But on rare occasions we stumble upon sentences that manage to occupy a special place in our minds forever – and only the most memorable ones end up on the r/BrandNewSentence subreddit.

The users of this subreddit are sharing unique and unexpected sentences they managed to stumble upon, and you can’t help but admire the authors’ creativity. Check out a collection of sentences that left a lasting impression in the gallery below!

#1 Griefcase

#2 Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

#3 We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

#4 Marked Slices Of Tree

#5 Soak It In Olive Oil

#6 Name That Death Megatron 300

#7 Lesbians To The Rescue

#8 He’s My Biological Dog

#9 I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

#10 Is America The Rest Of The World’s Florida?

#11 Happens To The Best Of Us

#12 No No, He’s Got A Point

#13 “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

#14 Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

#15 We Drove Out The Lubrication

#16 The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

#17 How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

#18 Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

#19 Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

#20 Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

#21 Floppy Discs

#22 World Changer

#23 Hottie Hot Take

#24 I Am Chorizo

#25 “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

#26 A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

#27 Crotch Fruit Employees

#28 Anon Knows The English Language

#29 Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

#30 “Festering…”

Aušrys Uptas

One day, this guy just kind of figured - “I spend most of my time on the internet anyway, why not turn it into a profession?” - and he did! Now he not only gets to browse the latest cat videos and fresh memes every day but also shares them with people all over the world, making sure they stay up to date with everything that’s trending on the web. Some things that always pique his interest are old technologies, literature and all sorts of odd vintage goodness. So if you find something that’s too bizarre not to share, make sure to hit him up!

30 Times A Brand New Sentence Was Born, Shared In This Online Group#

#1 Griefcase#

#2 Brad And His Cloud Of Lies#

#3 We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge#

#4 Marked Slices Of Tree#

#5 Soak It In Olive Oil#

#6 Name That Death Megatron 300#

#7 Lesbians To The Rescue#

#8 He’s My Biological Dog#

#9 I Do Not Vibe With This Soil#

#10 Is America The Rest Of The World’s Florida?#

#11 Happens To The Best Of Us#

#12 No No, He’s Got A Point#

#13 “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”#

#14 Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You#

#15 We Drove Out The Lubrication#

#16 The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now#

#17 How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?#

#18 Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!#

#19 Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe#

#20 Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars#

#21 Floppy Discs#

#22 World Changer#

#23 Hottie Hot Take#

#24 I Am Chorizo#

#25 “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”#

#26 A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip#

#27 Crotch Fruit Employees#

#28 Anon Knows The English Language#

#29 Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?#

#30 “Festering…”#

Aušrys Uptas#