30 Funny Examples Of People Confidently Using A Term Or Phrase Incorrectly

The famous English teacher, Mr Brown, from the popular show, ‘ Mind Your Language ’ gave us a glimpse at how easy it is to butcher the English language and end up in a comedy of errors.

It’s certainly not easy to master a language, but one would hope that considering it is one of the most used languages in the world to communicate, that we would all have a better command of the situation. Sadly, or maybe entertainingly enough, this is just not the case and we have the examples to prove it.

#1 Salmon Vanilla

#2 In Some Near

#3 Always Make Sure You Use Your Tongue!

#4 Brown Kite Is

#5 Had To Confirm This Is Really What They Mean. Damsel In This Dress

#6 Catholic Converter

#7 Meta Pause

#8 Standing Ovulation

#9 Eggs-Been-A-D**k

#10 “Looks Can Be A Little This Evening “

#11 Breakfast Nuke

#12 Going Into Cardigan Arrest

#13 Cone Sent Lmao

#14 Takin A Bath By Her Beauty

#15 Lonely Tennessee Melons Can’t Elope

#16 Bob Wire

#17 Fire Distinguisher

#18 Apparently Fire Exists

#19 Garlic Permission

#20 Delicious Hand Soup

#21 Circumcise

#22 Ankle Grinder

#23 Air Ducks

#24 Like I’m At The Foreskin Of Everybody’s Mind

#25 Jack Off All Traits

#26 A Pitta Me

#27 Entry Pioneer

#28 Mow-Nourished

#29 Jena Rated

#30 Doggy Dog

Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.