25 Of The Most Extremely Lazy Things People Admit To Having Done

We’ve all had our moments where we were too lazy to engage in some activity, so we found a shortcut to get it done. Dropped a sock? Pick it up without bending down, using your toes. Have to rise up out of bed to switch off the light? Find something extra long to use as a tool to switch it off without having to even sit up. But some people take laziness to an extreme. So much so that it makes you question whether it’s peak laziness or perhaps hyper efficiency.

After all, it takes a certain amount of brain power to come up with some of the ingenious ideas people engage in just to ensure that they dodge basic effort. So when a Tiktoker asked, “ Tell me the laziest thing you’ve done, I mean genuinely the most diabolically lazy thing that would disgust the average person,”, folks responded with their most excessive strategic inactions, and we’ve shared a few of the most impressive yet embarrassing responses in the gallery below.

#1

boiled dumplings in my kettle when i used to live at a dorm cause i couldn’t be bothered to go to the kitchen. then i couldn’t bother getting fresh water so i just drank the dumpling water.

#2

I drink humidifier water cause I’m too lazy to get up

#3

I downloaded the tv remote app on my phone when I dropped the remote on the floor.

#4

Sometimes i don’t skip ads because i’m too lazy to move my hand

#5

I’ve thrown everything within reach at my light switch and then just gone to bed with the light on cuz I missed everytime

#6

Instead of making a sandwich I ate all the ingredients separately

#7

Dressed for school the night before and woke up in the clothes

#8

I’ll literally rewash clean clothes because I don’t want to put them up

#9

FaceTimed my pot of water so I could go lay down until it boiled

#10

Wouldn’t say diabolical but one time I waited like 20mins for a bus to arrive when it would’ve taken me 7mins to walk home

#11

Is it bad to say I have like 5 pairs of used pajamas tucked in the corner of my bed and I pull random pieces out each night to wear then put them back in the corner

#12

Instead of making my bed I just slept inside of the duvet cover

#13

#14

Sometimes when the toilet paper runs out i’ll use the empty paper toilet paper roll thing to wipe

#15

Used a sea shell I had in my drawer to eat ice cream instead of going to get a spoon

#16

Sometimes I don’t answer people that are far away because I’m too lazy to raise my voice

#17

I slept on 6 pillows on my floor with my tv on the ground for 2 weeks because I didn’t wanna put sheets on my bed

#18

I just swallow my gum when I don’t wanna get up to throw it out

#19

I tell customers we don’t have certain items so I don’t have make them

#20

I ordered uber eats from a place that’s less than 200 meters away

#21

Ate ice cream with a credit card

#22

I live out of my suitcase. (I went on holiday last summer)

#23

Sometimes i stop eating a meal cus im bored of chewing

#24

When someone messages me on vinted asking for measurements of something I’ve listed, I find someone selling the exact same item and message them asking for measurements to reply with

#25

Put ketchup on my leg to dip my sausage roll in cause I couldn’t be bothered to wash up a plate

Shanilou Perera

Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.