20 Satisfying Times An Annoying Jerk Got Destroyed By A Savage Comeback
If you have ever had a particularly aggravating conversation where you were at a loss for words and suddenly during a random moment much much later, such as showering or trying to fall asleep your brain comes up with the perfect comeback, you are not alone.
While this is a not-so-uncommon occurrence, some lucky folks seem to have snappy replies on hand no matter the occasion. Today, we take a moment to pay tribute to such champions of banter. Found on the r/MurderedByWords , these rejoinders are “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments” as per the description of the subreddit. Scroll down for a collection of brilliant examples of witty repertoire that are amusing yet rapier sharp.
#1 Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life
#2 Cyanide Is Biologically Natural
#3 When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires
#4 A Congratulations At Least
#5 Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?
#6 They Didn’t See This One Coming
#7 Musk Fan Getting M**dered
#8 Transphobic Aunt Called Out By An Actual Good Twitter User Vaush
#9 You’re A Figment Of Imagination
#10 M**dered By Tasty Words
#11 One Hour Dry Burgers
#12 Without Support From Mom And Dad
#13 Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don’t Owe Anyone An Answer
#14 Self-Made Success Story
#15 Look Who Just Discovered Consent
#16 Aussies Would Like To Have A Word
#17 On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children’s Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids
#18 The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom
#19 It’s Not The Piece Of Plastic
#20 Breed Some Friends
Shanilou Perera
Shanilou has always loved reading and learning about the world we live in. While she enjoys fictional books and stories just as much, since childhood she was especially fascinated by encyclopaedias and strangely enough, self-help books. As a kid, she spent most of her time consuming as much knowledge as she could get her hands on and could always be found at the library. Now, she still enjoys finding out about all the amazing things that surround us in our day-to-day lives and is blessed to be able to write about them to share with the whole world as a profession.
